<?php

function ifif ($value, $true, $false)
{
    if ($value == 0)
    {
        return $false;
    }
    else
    {
        return $true;
    }
}

$upsince = filemtime('c:\pagefile.sys');
$gettime = (time() - filemtime('c:\pagefile.sys'));
$days = floor($gettime / (24 * 3600));
$gettime = $gettime - ($days * (24 * 3600));
$hours = floor($gettime / (3600));
$gettime = $gettime - ($hours * (3600));
$minutes = floor($gettime / (60));
$gettime = $gettime - ($minutes * 60);
$seconds = $gettime;

$days   = ifif($days != 1, $days . ' Tage', $hours . ' Tag');
$hours   = ifif($hours != 1, $hours . ' Stunden', $hours . ' Stunde');
$minutes = ifif($minutes != 1, $minutes . ' Minuten', $minutes . ' Minute');
$seconds = ifif($seconds != 1, $seconds . ' Sekunden', $seconds . ' Sekund');

echo 'Uptime: ' . $days . ' ' . $hours . ' ' . $minutes . ' ' . $seconds;
echo '<br /> Seit: ' . date('l. F jS, Y. h:i a', $upsince);

?>